[Regia-NA] Beowulf Meets Godsylla

[Tracie Brown]

 Beowulf Meets Godsylla

 Meanehw=E6l, baccat meaddeh=E6le,   monst=E6=
r lurccen;
 Fulle few too many drincce,  hie luccen for fyht.
 =D0en H=
reorfneorht=F0hwr,  son of Hrw=E6row=FEheororthwl,
 =C6sccen =E6wful je=
ork     to steop outsyd.
 =DEhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom!     =D0e bigge =
gye
 Eallum his bon brak,     byt his nose offe;
 Wicced Godsylla     =
w=E6ld on his asse.
 Monst=E6r moppe fleor wy=FE   eallum men in h=E6ll=
e.
 Beowulf in bacceroome   fonecall bamaccen w=E6s;
 Hearen sond of r=
uccus   s=E6d, "Hw=E6t =F0e helle?"
 Graben sheold strang     ond swich=
-bl=E6d scharp
 Stond feorth to fyht     =F0e grimlic foe.
 "Me," Gods=
ylla s=E6d,     "mac =F0e minsemete."
 Heoro cwyc geten heold   wi=FE f=
=E6med half-nelson
 Ond flyng him lic frisbe     bac to fen
 Beowulf b=
elly up     to meaddeh=E6le bar,
 S=E6d, "Ne foe beaten     mie f=E6rso=
m cung-fu."
 Eorderen cocca-cohla     yce-coeld, =F0e reol =FEyng.

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A Parody by Tom Weller
 from Culture Made Stupid