[Regia-NA] OT - joke.

[Jeanne]

*groan*

Come 'ere ya wee beastie! 

-----Original Message-----
From: list-regia-na-bounces at lig.net
[mailto:list-regia-na-bounces at lig.net]On Behalf Of Jeffrey Blaisdell
Sent: Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:43 AM
To: list-Regia-NA
Subject: Re: [Regia-NA] OT - joke.


Another for you:

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!


----- Original Message -----
From: "Kim Siddorn" <kim.siddorn at blueyonder.co.uk>
To: "Regia UK E-Group" <regia at yahoogroups.com>
Cc: "Regia US e-group" <list-regia-na at lig.net>
Sent: Friday, December 10, 2004 9:05 AM
Subject: [Regia-NA] OT - joke.


> I fell over - you may like it too .........
>
> Regards,
>
> Kim
>
> >>>>>>>>>>
>
> Ventriloquist
>
> An Australian ventriloquist was on holiday visiting New Zealand.
>
> As he walked into a small town, he saw an old man sitting on his porch
> patting his dog.
>
> He figured he would have a little fun.
>
> Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to
him?"
>
> New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, ya stupid Aussie."
>
> Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
>
> Dog: "Doin' alright."
>
> New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
>
> Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?" (pointing at New Zealander)
>
> Dog: "Yep"
>
> Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
>
> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes
me
> to the lake once a week to play." New Zealander: (look of disbelief)
>
> Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
>
> New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either ... I think."
>
> Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
>
> Horse: "Cool."
>
> New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
>
> Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at New Zealander)
>
> Horse: "Yep"
>
> Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
>
> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
> down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
>
> New Zealander: (total look of amazement)
>
> Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
>
> New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar."
>
>
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